Learn not to listen to me

The winner gets a beer

Look a short person

Don't punish us with your obesity

Say now or remain silent forever

Smack that

When the manager says make good use of the office internet

When you've just married

The fear of the needle

Not in this country

When you have a meeting with your inner self and arrive early

The noisy soloist

When you know your going to jail

Trouble didn't choose you you choose trouble

When you buy bad advice

Now who's the real superman

When you've had a bad year

When you get dumped for being a memer

When it's about time to ruin your reputation

The selfie queen