Trying to be productive, but Pinterest keeps distracting me.

When you send a risky text and instantly regret it.

The face you make when you realize you have no idea what you’re doing.

That moment when you realize the weekend is over.

Me: I’m going to start my diet tomorrow. Also me: eats pizza.

When you try to adult, but your inner child takes over.

Plot twist: I’m still broke.

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.

POV: You just remembered that embarrassing thing you did in 2013.

I put the “pro” in “procrastinate.”

Mondays are proof that time travel is possible…
Because I swear it was just Friday.

Me talking to my dog

No thoughts. Just snacks.

Me: I’m gonna be productive today.
Also me: watches 6 hours of cat videos

Mood: Somewhere between a snack and a breakdown.

Serving looks… and leftovers.

Spillin’ the tea, not my vibe.

Just wingin’ it.

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet—nobody really knows how.