Not like it's going to make his terminal cancer worse

didn't think it could get worse

i told u

Mom I'm gonna go pro in soccer ! You'll see!

Hibernation

Help me find peace

Brat is another word for hot dog in case you were unaware

Relatable ngl

Plagiarism

More metrics!

Especially in London, and Paris, and Tokyo. America, Scottland, and Canada, and Mexico.

all my homies use the second one

Taking psychedelics for the first time be like...

Dodgeball

No regrets

Feed my cat

auf wiedersehen, old friend

Turing Tuesday

DCF = Department of Children and Families

He had expenses to cover lmao