‎You will never leave the house drunk again...

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When you want to make sure even your guests need to earn their visit.

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Escape room enthusiasts’ new home security system

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When you’re so bad at directions, you get lost on your way out.

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This must be what they call ‘advanced’ security features!

Perfect for when you don’t want to leave for work in the morning.

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The latest trend in anti-burglar technology: frustration!

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Because sometimes just locking the door isn’t puzzling enough

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Home Alone: The adult version with less pain, more brain

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I’m just going out for some milk’ – A three-hour adventure awaits

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You shall not pass!’ - Gandalf’s DIY project