Google ... You need to be Google :)

Always follow the rules :)

I just solved Google ...

No one looks past the 1st page.

Google is encouraging users to spam the web. Bad Google.

Dear Google ... Why are you gay?

You are welcome to join us FBI agent :)

When I build backlinks and get deindexed ...

Are you Googling with me?

Website owners when they learn they can rank higher building backlinks ...

Please Google, please.

Am I right?

Google ... Why are you gay?