If I was meant to be productive, coffee wouldn’t need me as much as I need it

Adulting is hard. Can I just go back to when ‘napping’ was a full-time job?

My phone is 90% screenshots and 10% “why did I even save this?”

Finding the perfect nap spot is the real search for happiness :)

Taking a quick nap and waking up in another dimension is my kind of time travel

Knowing the answer in class feels like a major life achievement

Swiping your card and waiting for it to go through is like living a suspense thriller

Waking up and immediately checking your phone like it holds the secrets of the universe

When I adopt a dog, my cat be like ...

Why are you applying for this job?

When I tell my cat that i love him ...