I used to think I was indecisive…

Zoom meeting.

When you finally finish all your work

Me: Accidentally makes eye contact with someone
My brain:

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Why did the chicken go to the séance?

I used to be a baker

How does a penguin build its house?

I would tell you a joke about pizza…

What’s brown and sticky?

When your boss says ‘Let’s circle back to that’

When the teacher calls on you,

I told my WiFi we need to break up.

If you boil a funny bone, you get a laughing stock.

I told my plants a joke…

If Apple made a car, what would be missing?

Why did the chicken join a band?

How dare you?

It's very convincing 😂

Born too late for trench warfare, born too early for space warfare. Born just in time to die in the desert.