When you’re trying to focus at work but distractions keep coming:

When your friend calls you out for being extra:

“Great! Let’s work together in the soup pot!”

“I’m just simmering on my way!”

When you've got a dream job but it’s in a weird place:

“Trying to stir the pot while handling customer service!”

“Welcome to the VIP soup lounge!”

Need money

As a guest in someone's house

I have to act cool

Before going to sleep

Friend is normie

seat back and relax

Crazy bone

Need to go to bathroom

I hsve to stop joking

Nobody loves me

Luck was never with me

Luck was never with me

Luck was never with me