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It hurts so bad

That moment when you’re the friend

Me: Buys something to feel better

Me after sending a risky text:

Me after making one responsible decision:

Me: Loses my phone

When you finally decide what to eat,

"When you're halfway through a workout and regret your life choices."

"Me realizing I sent the text to the wrong group chat."

"When your teacher starts collecting homework, and you forgot."

"When the Wi-Fi stops working in the middle of a game."

"When your phone screen cracks after falling 2 inches."

"When Netflix asks, 'Are you still watching?"

"Me watching the waiter bring food to the wrong table."

"When your mom says, 'I'm not mad, just disappointed."

"When you're singing in the car and someone honks at you."

"When you open your bank app after a weekend out."

"Me trying to explain to my dog why he can't eat chocolate."

"When you realize the weekend is over