We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like

Clapping

why joggers look like they’re dying?

If you enjoy wasting time

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

try it

is it a success?

Be the aquatic bird you were meant to be.

ever wondered?

Wi-Fi is like love

When you wake up feeling well-rested

That awkward pause in a Zoom meeting

That painful moment

Me: Clicks ‘Remind me later’

When you see a co-worker outside of work

When you send a risky text

Why don’t secret agents use social media?

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Why did the employee bring a ladder to work?

How do bees get to school?