‘Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning’

Do fish get thirsty?

If two mind readers read each other’s minds at the same time

If life gives you lemons,

Your age is just the number of laps nd

Autocorrect is like a clingy friend

I’m not ignoring you

If you wait long enough to make dinner

Technically, your alarm sound

‘Almost there’

Nothing starts a panic attack

the final boss of adulthood

Pizza is just

We live in an era

‘I don’t mean to brag, but…’

If life gives you lemons

Laziness is just the habit of

Technically, when you say 'forward' or 'back

Me flirting:

toxic ex texts