Me looking for my glasses…

When you say ‘huh?’

Me wondering why I’m broke…

When you forget what you were thinking about

Me trying to figure out if I actually heard them

When you check the fridge 5 times

How did they know?!

Nope, not today!

Trying to remember what you were doing 5 seconds ago:

When you hear your alarm go off and pretend you didn’t hear it:

That awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at you:

When you wake up at 3 AM and immediately regret your life choices:

What if oxygen is slowly killing us

Every book you’ve ever read

Technically, you can never stand still

Are we made of atoms

What if your pet names you

If two vegans argue

forgetful brain

joke was not funny