Me: ‘I'll just check one message’

When you fake laugh too hard

Me: Buys a plant

When you realize the weekend is almost over

Me ignoring my responsibilities

Me: Stays up all night watching Netflix

That one coworker

When your favorite show gets removed from Netflix

When you check your bank account and

Me: trying to sleep

That feeling when you finally sit down after cleaning the whole house

When you Google your symptoms

Me looking for my glasses…

When you say ‘huh?’

Me wondering why I’m broke…

When you forget what you were thinking about

Me trying to figure out if I actually heard them

When you check the fridge 5 times

How did they know?!

Nope, not today!