I am teacher

No one has ever finished a bag of shredded cheese at a normal pace

A vacuum cleaner

Most people eat the same five meals their entire life

If you replace ‘why’ with ‘how

You don’t really ‘lose’ your TV remote

Nobody ever really teaches you how to blink

A library

The letter ‘W’

A pizza bagel

When you order food,

Every book is

Your pet probably thinks

Air is free…

You know you’re an adult

The human brain named itself

Technically, watching a YouTube tutorial

‘Free time’ isn’t free

Why do we say ‘bye-bye’

Me trying to stand up after sitting for too long