'Why did I do this to myself?

When your phone's auto-correct is way too confident in making mistakes for you

awkward moment

awkward moment

When you know you should go to bed

Spending 10 minutes trying to find a parking spot...

you finally get the joke

Me: Buys healthy food

I am pissed

Every time

alarm goes off

wrong language setting.

looking at couch

but at least you can cross it off your list

Pov me

i aint listening

silly me

monday left me broken

When you finally realize the password was the one thing you thought it wasn’t

you're too far from the charger to make it