kiss my *ss

i think it's a figumber (figure and number)

Why

See my jerk off face

principal off school rules

Words of weedsdumb; "whenever you're guilty never blame yourself!"

What socery is this i see?

oh my somebody's grandpa, that's so american

The first guy who inhaled helium

Technically, you’ve never seen your own face

The only difference between a ‘good haircut’ and a ‘bad haircut’

An avocado is a fruit

Every single odd number

When you clean a mirror,

Woah, that is an amazing bush right there

This movie is so dumb

Holy crap it's the king

Seriously, in this kind of economy

It's time to be mad

This is my shy face guys