Where is the Lambo?

Game:*auto saves*
Me:* saves manually 2 second later

When you find out the 200K

ME: OWW HOW HAPPY I AM TODAY. SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A HEART.

Why always me

You made me angry

* ME VISITS A THERAPIST

Mom always roasts

dump trash

"Don't judge a book by its cover"

I should remove the background music

But ends up finishing the whole dish

Me: Makes 100 on something in kindergarten

Feeling dissapointed

YOU: GAIN A LEVEL AND GET FULL HP