It doesn't suit me

Do not judge me huhh

Me: I’ll just rest my eyes for a second.

accident

Me: I should save money.
Also me:

Offline me

That moment when you step out of the shower and realize you forgot your towel

none but me

When you hit ‘undo’ one too many times

Nobody: … Absolutely nobody: … My brain at 2 AM:

Can you believe this?

I feel exactly like this

You be like:

why I am still skinny

me who woke up at 11 am

me in a quiet place

Because of autotune

Ghost logic

'after dark'

why isn’t a banana called a yellow?