Why don’t koalas count as real bears?

Why do ducks always pay with cash?

What did one flea say to the other flea?

I named my dog “Five Miles”…

I told my boss three companies were after me…

I bought a ceiling fan…

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia…

I used to have a job at a calendar factory…

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…

I wanted to be a baker…

I used to be addicted to soap…

The space bar!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

What did the iPhone say to the computer?

Why don’t programmers like nature?

It had too many problems!

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

What do you call an educated tube?

Why was the equal sign so humble?