Your age is how many trips you’ve taken around the sun

Bluetooth:

The first guy who ate a mushroom

The alphabet:

If you can’t remember the word for something, just describe it badly

Ladders are just stairs

Every mirror is technically a used mirror.

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound

Clouds are just

Bread is just raw toast

Life is like Wi-Fi

Nature clearly has a sense of humor

Your pet doesn’t know you make mistakes

Yawning:

Technically, we all live in a giant art gallery

If practice makes perfect

Earth is basically a giant space rock

‘Ctrl + S’ is the adult version

We laugh because it’s funny

Sleep is free trial of death