When last night's newly wedded couple are already having an argument
Me as their neighbor trying not to interfere since I wasn't invited to the wedding:

Me after thinking of a funny meme to upload and I end up forgetting 😭😭

I guess I need some inspirations from the dream world 😴

It's still a game 😂

When people ask why I sleep during the day
Me : I start my day at night

Need to read for an exam tomorrow and I set my alarm to 1:00am.
My Alarm : 1:00pm
Me :

When I bring up a topic and turns into an argument among my friends

Me : I hope they forget i brought it up

Chris rock : Always keep smiling even after getting slapped because it shows how strong you are.

My friends whispering and they don't involve me

Me : i think they are talking about me

No one :
Me: I'm the best cook in the world
Also Me : realizing I added sugar and salt inside rice.