When someone asks if I'm going to share my dessert

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DODGE RESPONSIBILITIES LIKE

THE FACE I MAKE WHEN I SEE MY REFLECTION ON THE BLACK SCREEN DURING A LOADING PAUSE

WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PET STARING AT YOU WITH THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LOOK

When you see the stack of laundry waiting to fold.

When you go online searching for love but get viruses

When you realize your fly wardrobe ain't working for you.

When you've been at work for only an hour but it feels like a whole day.

When you're asked to explain why you're still wearing your pajamas at 4 PM

The face you make when you hear your own stomach growl during a quiet exam.

Me looking at the instructions after I've already assembled it wrong

When you're at the grocery store and someone asks if you know where the tofu is

When you're about to win the game and the power goes out

When you find out your crush likes someone else.

That face when you're not sure if you're laughing because it's funny or because you're uncomfortable.

WHEN YOU STEP OUTSIDE AND THE WEATHER IS SO HOT IT FEELS LIKE OPENING AN OVEN

That one neighbor who knows everything about the street drama.

When your mom asks who ate all the snacks but you live alone.

That moment when you're halfway through a book, and someone spoils the ending

When the WiFi connects on the first try in a new place