THE UNIVERSAL EXPRESSION FOR 'I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT

ME EVERY TIME I HEAR A NEW INTERNET SLANG TERM AND TRY TO GUESS WHAT IT MEANS

ME EVERY TIME I HEAR MY ALARM CLOCK

When you realize you've been rereading the same page for hours

When you realize you're the only one working here

Me before deciding to do something I'll regret later.

Me, every time someone says 'This won't hurt a bit.

That skeptical look when your friend says they're 'good with directions' but always use GPS

When you find out your childhood best friend is the new boss at work

When you're trying to keep a straight face as your friend explains their conspiracy theory

When you find your own 'anonymous' post in a 'top internet fails' compilation

Me, when I see my name in a math problem and wonder what I've been up to.

How I look waiting for my food while everyone else is already eating.

When your pet walks across the keyboard and sends an unfinished email.

Me, when I see the price of avocados at the grocery store.

THAT AWKWARD SILENCE WHEN THE VIDEO CALL FREEZES! AND YOU'RE JUST STARING AT PIXELATED FACES

When someone insists they've never taken a single bad selfie

Me trying to remember where I parked my car in a crowded parking lot.

Not sure if it's a secret talent or just a weird flex.

That moment you discover your phone's front camera is on during a video call