Me trying to adult on a Monday morning

WHEN IT'S FINALLY THE WEEKEND, BUT YOU HAVE TO WORK OVERTIME.

LOOKING AT MY PHONE TRYING
TO REMEMBER WHY I UNLOCKED IT

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO BE
SERIOUS BUT SOMEONE MAKES YOU LAUGH

When you realize you've been using body wash as toothpaste

When you realize adulthood is just bills and tiredness

When your mom calls you by your full name

The expression of someone who just found out their vacation got approved for next year.

The disbelief when someone tells me they've never once hit 'snooze' on their alarm

When you find an extra chicken nugget in your meal. Shocked and blessed

When your favorite team is losing, and someone says 'It's just a game

That face you make when your 'incognito' browsing history starts showing up in ads.

When you're about to wash dishes and touch something slimy in the sink.

Sitting through a movie your friend said was amazing but it's not even halfway decent

The face of someone who just read their own old Facebook posts

When you see the first question of the exam and it's not what you studied.

That moment when everyone's cheering but you remember you have an exam tomorrow

The face I make when someone tells me they've never once snoozed an alarm

WHEN YOU SEE THE AMOUNT OF HOMEWORK DUE TOMORROW.

When you try to explain your 'simple' idea for a group project.