Keys are like ninjas.

Went to the store for one thing. Forgot it

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

When you treat yourself to ice cream... and gravity ruins your day.

When you see someone you know... but blank on their name.

When you go to ikea

That look you give when someone takes the last slice of pizza.

Me, every time someone says 'I can quit anytime I want' about their coffee addiction.

When someone uses your own argument against you

When you've been at work for only two hours but it feels like an eternity

When you're trying to hold in your sneeze during a meeting.

When you thought you ordered sushi, but got wasabi instead

Me trying to adult. Pretending everything is under control

When you accidentally close the browser tab you needed.

Me, when I'm asked to recall what I had for breakfast this morning.

That 'I touched wet paint' moment of regret

The 'I said I'd go to bed early, but it's 3 AM' realization.

Me trying to figure out where all my money went at the end of the month

That face when you find out your little sibling has been using your account to comment on YouTube videos

When you're told 'It's an all you can eat buffet' and they bring out one pizza.