When you discover the ice cream is all gone.

WHEN YOU REALIZE IT'S NO SHAVE NOVEMBER AND YOU'RE ALREADY WINNING.

When you step out looking fab but the wind says nope.

Realizing adulthood is a scam but there's no refund.

When you realize it's already February and your New Year's resolution is still in limbo.

When you realize it's payday.

Oh, another philosopher among us. We're so lucky.

When you try to fix something yourself and end up making it worse

When you're asked about your progress on New Year's resolutions in December.

Me watching my plans fail spectacularly but still relaxed AE

When I see the amount of dishes in the sink.

When you realize that procrastination just cost you your weekend.

When you finish a great book and have to return to the real world

When someone asks me for healthy diet tips while I'm eating my third slice of pizza.

The horror when you see your childhood photos on the family group chat

Me after I say 'I'll remember' without writing it down

Me at social events trying to remember names after being introduced two seconds ago

That moment when you realize you've been on hold for an hour and it's the wrong number.

When someone brags about their phone's battery life but it's always dead

Me, when I hear 'It's not a bug, it's a feature' from software developers.