When you're asked about your progress on New Year's resolutions in December.

Me watching my plans fail spectacularly but still relaxed AE

When I see the amount of dishes in the sink.

When you realize that procrastination just cost you your weekend.

When you finish a great book and have to return to the real world

When someone asks me for healthy diet tips while I'm eating my third slice of pizza.

The horror when you see your childhood photos on the family group chat

Me after I say 'I'll remember' without writing it down

Me at social events trying to remember names after being introduced two seconds ago

That moment when you realize you've been on hold for an hour and it's the wrong number.

When someone brags about their phone's battery life but it's always dead

Me, when I hear 'It's not a bug, it's a feature' from software developers.

Me every time I look at the ingredients of my 'all-natural' snack.

When you're peeking at your crush's social media profile

Me when someone asks about my love life

The expression I wear when the Wi-Fi signal drops during an important video call

Trying to recall if I actually hit 'save' on my document before the computer crashed

When you said 'light it up' but your friend took it literally

Not sure if I'm multitasking or just easily distracted.

Me, yelling at my problems to fight me like men