When you realize your weekend plans are just a fantasy

When your battery dies after saying Hello?!

When your ex calls to ask for "one more chance

When she says she'll be ready in 5 minutes

When you remember you left your laundry in the washer yesterday

Trying to figure out what the teacher is explaining.

The look you give when someone says 'I'll do it later' and you know they won't.

When you catch yourself talking to your pet and they look away uninterested.

The face I make when someone asks if I've heard the latest gossip.

Me trying to figure out who left that one-star review on my favorite restaurant.