When you realize your weekend plans are just a fantasy

When your battery dies after saying Hello?!

When your ex calls to ask for "one more chance

When she says she'll be ready in 5 minutes

When you remember you left your laundry in the washer yesterday

Trying to figure out what the teacher is explaining.

The look you give when someone says 'I'll do it later' and you know they won't.

When you catch yourself talking to your pet and they look away uninterested.

The face I make when someone asks if I've heard the latest gossip.

Me trying to figure out who left that one-star review on my favorite restaurant.

When you're overqualified for the job but still can't get hired

When you're trying to recall the password you changed last night.

Me every time I see 'Error 404: Page Not Found

When you're on a diet but you hear someone opening a bag of chips.

When someone explains something three times and you still don't get it

When you open the fridge and find out someone finished the last slice of cake.

When you're trying to stay positive but life keeps testing you

When you're not sure if it's a good deal or just clever marketing.

Discovering the restaurant you wanted to try is permanently closed

Me trying to fly through life's chaos like