When it's finally Friday but then you remember you have to work on the weekend

Don't worry, they said they'll only be a minute.

Me pretending to be shocked by another useless iPhone feature

When your barber takes 'razor sharp' a bit too seriously.

Me trying to stay positive after spilling coffee on my white shirt

Me, when my friends ask for relationship advice

Your reaction when someone asks if you're done with your report that's due in an hour.

When you're watching a nature documentary and the predator catches the cute animal

When you're asked about the plot of the movie you claimed to have watched.

Me, when I see someone touch their computer screen with Cheeto fingers

Me trying to figure out where my salary went after two days.

When someone asks for my opinion on a topic I know nothing about.

Discovering there's no Wi-Fi after sitting down at a café with your laptop.

When you hear your name in a conversation and suddenly turn into a secret agent

That face you make when someone asks if you've got your life together yet

Me reacting to my own decisions like, 'Did I really do that?

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR VACATION IS JUST YOU WITH A LAPTOP IN A DIFFERENT ROOM.

When you're at the grocery store and can't remember if you needed milk or not.

The shock when you see a dog obeying commands better than humans.

When you're trying to justify to your gym buddy why your 'cheat day' turned into a 'cheat week'