Every attempt to leave comfort zone feels like walking into lava

Bank robber's first day on the job didn't go as planned

They're carbon copies of each other

Smart trash that sorts itself automatically

Maximum strength disappointment delivered

I don't have garage or money or happiness

In lieu of cat proclamations, I offer this wisdom

How are you doing in this simulation called life

Educational content that teaches nothing useful

Play foolish games, win foolish prizes and trauma

That girl's totally sending signals his way

Side-quests in old games were actual challenges

Mom, look! No hands! ,crashes immediately,

Those glory days are history but memories linger on

How is it even allowed to be this ridiculous

Impressionist portraits be looking like melted people

Expats in Europe vs Immigrants in Europe - same picture

GYM is calling but I blocked that number

Did it all except the important stuff

Mousussy - please don't make me explain this