Me trying to turn my life around:

One day you are young and
the next day:

Your future self watching you spend the best years of your life on Instagram reels

Waking is one thing leaving the
bed is the real challenge

How it feels to dislike a YouTube video
after they removed the dislike count:

Then... .she got... the spray bottle!!

My bird was sad so I made him
some masks

People: Pineapple doesn't belong
on pizza because it's a fruit
Tomato:

l'm happy, but I'm not "old man holding a kitten on a bus" happy

me after sending the screenshot to the same person.

Literally all the time:

Remote workers at 8:58am before a 9am meeting

When someone Die
Le Villagers at night*

Wait, What?

Men will be men

financial condition right now

I'm looking for 9 people who don't have money so that we become 10.

Son: I'm going on a date
Dad: Do you need any money
Son: No he'll pay

When you get up and forget you're
wearing your headset

If you don't have any of these on your
legs, your childhood wasn't fun.