Why ruin a perfectly good relationship
by getting to know each other?

I thought this was a video

When your Plant Friend decides
you're worthy of their cuttings

Redpool

Me singing both Eminem and
Rihanna's parts in Love The Way
You Lie

When humanity isn't doing so great
and you're next in line to take over.

November doesn't have afternoons. It's just morning until 2, then night.

When you're stretching in bed and you feel your calf start to tighen

Slowly getting the house decorated for Christmas

We all have that one friend.

Removing your profile picture so everyone knows you're sad

Eucalize Legalyptus

In the movie Inception Leo had a
wife the same age as him proving the entire thing was a dream.

Goin home from japan

The quotation marks are. disturbing

I put a heating pad out for the
neighborhood cats. I think they like it.

Beauty of Golf sport

De@th doesn't scare me; my
taste in women does.

When you hear she
likes tall guys

Me waiting for the hot water to
come out in the shower