I may be a bit salty

Nice weekend everyone

to whom it didn't happen

Like wdym im not allowed to be tired

Dad planned a surprise for her daughter

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

You better do it

Some sources dispute whether this happened, by the way, but it's funnier to imagine it's true.

Big brains time

Ah, the joys of young adulthood

Guess who...

I just have to find my instruction m anual first

I got more tired

I don't know why but it bums me out every time

bruh 🤣

you can't lose if you don't start

Joker, I should probably tattoo damaged on my face

He owns it now

We almost predicted it

Bombastic side-eye 😒