I can't wait to see the twin towers burning everywhere on my home feed.

Or when I’m trying to do something in the afternoon.

Shit's gonna hit the fan

Humor Simpson

real friend

As a European, I really am confused

Bae put me in charge of planning our anniversary trip.

Vampire layer

Sorry, my stomach can’t handle it anymore.

Interesting facts

Bizare, sad, but true story

Of course they are

My heart dropped for a second

Well, this explains a lot about life expectancy statistics

ME

George Washington

And don't be a show off Peter!

It’s more common than you think

Are you ready

Better make some lemonade I guess