Don't buy prime or lunchly (ik you probably already know this but just in cases)

Yup, it was me

Me too, man.

my brain is a bot

A for effort

Welcome to Australia... where nightmares come with eight legs.

Operation Fantasia is something straight out of a Wile E. Coyote scheme.

Driver wants that 5 stars

The date that everyone can't afford

DadBecause people deserve a little more

Say the line

My address is 329 sigma Lane 🤓

Eyes light up for tacos!

so tiresome

Universal guy pain

better than modern art

Someone needs to do the house chores

Villain in every movie

Haha! We were so tough back then without your fancy seatbelts! Hahaha

and my dishes have sat dirty for over a year now. not that it's a contest