How to impress a history buff (they're real!)

Beethoven the cool dude

That’s why she hates pineapple on her pizza

Me...

It happens

Life is just a game

Palpatine didn’t account for the service industry

Remembering my responsibilities

how could she do this...

Needed a touch of class

I created something

Weird, ten meters!

Total waste

Insiders will understand

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Same old

Life simplified

The moment

This is what it’s like to work at a daycare

In my defense, I know nothing about boxing, and it was against Muhammad Ali