you're stuck with the dog who won't do the work

you're just trying to avoid eye contact

you only get the wrapper because 'sharing is caring

work while the others just ‘hold the vibe

turns into a full-on family gathering

to claim the spinny chair for your ‘executive meeting

that look' so you keep eating

tell you to 'go dance!' in front of everyone

sneaking cookies from the kitchen

recess rules for a dodgeball revolution

playtime, and your sibling says, 'You look ridiculous

partner in crime’ for sibling pranks

parents said no more candy

My knees 'We're under attack

fly after watching Superman

finds out I ate the last cookie

eat me through the fence

earned the Nobel Prize in procrastination recovery

drown in the deep end

but I said ‘final BORK