why I need a raise

the internet instead of actually studying

that you didn’t want to go to anyway

slice of pizza without asking

sister play with your hair to impress them

scrolling for hours but can’t stop

say you can sleep anywhere

responsibilities pile up

put your phone on silent

one in the friend group

everything in one day

doing the bare minimum

A dog with a white and brown fur is driving a car. The dog has its paws on the steering wheel and its mouth is open, possibly barking or cheering.

A dog is wearing a cowboy hat and a collar while standing in a grassy field.

dog swaering

A dog is wearing a cowboy hat and a collar while standing in a grassy field.

name in a conversation you weren’t part of

my hair because I love them

jokes way too seriously

I don’t need a real bed to get good sleep