your boss at the pool

you’ve already eaten the last cookie

when my parents check on me at 3 AM.

parents turn the light on

open' but you didn’t expect this level of access

friendliest

for not doing your homework

disguise' and demand everyone call you Captain Banana

but you’re too scared to move

but you take it way too seriously

building blocks tower and pretend you didn't do it

animals are scarier than you expected

your vibe is too strong

that never comes

stubbing my toe

secretly wanting attention

problems are on their way

of everyone's nonsense

make a bad decision

I caused myself