YOU CAN IGNORE REALITY BUT YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE CONSEQUENCES OF IGNORING REALITY

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO PT
IF YOU DONT GO TO FORMATION

NOBODY:

THAT ONE GUY OUTSIDE AN ENTIRE STORE ON BLACK FRIDAY

DISNEY WAITING FOR DESANTIS TO MAKE HIS NEXT MOVE

TEACHERS: PICKING ON A RANDOM STUDENT THATS HALF ASLEEP
The student:

HOW SHE LOOKS WHEN YOU FIRST STICK IT IN

YOUR LACK OF IMAGINATION FOR MEMES MAKES ME SAD

THAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN

SOMEONE SENDS A WORK EMAIL OVER BREAK

WHEN THE TEACHER IS YELLING AT SOMEONE
AND YOU TRY NOT TO LAUGH

when you remember that ur future depends on you

WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE AND YOUR NEXT TO YOUR FAMILY

Me trying to charge my phone and then realizing it won't charge

When you tell your parents a joke and it turns into a lecture

Can u be serious for a second" Me

I hate when some "website" asks me "Are you human..?"

No, I'm mango.

My face
After a 48 hour shift

This is the face I make
When someone gets pissed off about something i posted

You need
A banana?

WHY YES! I AM CRAZIER THAN

A MONKEY IN A TURD FIGHT

IF THEY WANT A BIDDING WAR

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG