this is classic

this is what me time means

the celestial language of life

only if you trained them to wipe their own @$$

I will teach my first dog to pray before it eats

hold up I think I missed the point

the kind of face only a mother could love

they say love is blind

I going nowhere fast

hopefully having way too much time to kill pays off on picturepunches

we are a anomaly now

don't you wonder what else she lies about?

how to practice breathing techniques

say no to drugs

I use crushed Cheetos for the seasoning

I have nothing left

skynet never got that update

something to add to the bucket list

whiskers are always up to something

how groupies get in the group