Blocking Someone In The 90's

Guys in their 30s: "Why am I losing my
hair? I take showers daily!"
Homeless guy on the train:

I'm a traveller. I travel from
one problem to another

Fun fact: You can't look at the
word without reading it

Man will be man

Fish and chips with a fresh cup of tea

His name is Stew. He's the soupervisor

Pasta with Concrete Sauce

He got too cold so he's chilling
inside :)

me working out the oven
schedule for Thanksgiving

When you don't qualify for a job, but
you apply anyway

Jerry dog

Me knowing everything is going to work out because I saw 11:11 in the microwave

Me: *forgets to put chapstick on just once during winter*
Me:

Others: i feel so shy to eat Infront of
gf/bf
Me & my baby:

free lunch to whoever that
knows the ex i hate the most

1 hour to eat this for $100k.. who u calling for help

I feel like I'm a better
person when I'm holding an
iced coffee.

Them: How are you not cold?
Me:

wyd if she's a 10 but her room looks like this?