GTA VI Fans: &
Rockstar games:

When I see a known face in a public place.

Welcome to: The Chair

"Never odd or even"
spelled backward is still
"Never odd or even"

Being older than 25 and looking
younger than 25 is a flex.

How I look at your fries after I finished
my whole meal in 3 minutes

All the exam preparation is done,
now all that's left is to memorize

When everyone is sharing their spotify
wrapped but you're using spotify mod app

You don't have to check Spotify,
you're the most played this year

Me looking at the "4 years ago"
memory pop up in the photos app

Never trust a person
who has 2 eyes

Dad: Turn off the AC and let it rest.
The fridge that's been on for 23 years:

Still processing 20196

Study says dogs can count the
number of treats you give them!

Me watching someone get cooked
for an opinion I agree with

If 1 ever win the lottery, I won't tell
anybody. But there will be signs

Accidentally used wife's
expensive shampoo

For the first time Annabelle was scared

Pug owners: "look at my little Angel" Their pugs:

We Dad are took 24.us