Snack drawer rule #1: it's never empty, unless you live with me
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:19
I love deadlines, especially the part where I pretend they don’t exist
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:19
My bed has this magical power of reminding me of everything… right before I sleep
Bong guy
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:19
Starting my diet... right after I finish eating my way through all my regrets
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:19
Phone at 5%? Time for the ultimate life-or-death speed run
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:18
The awkward moment when you realize the only person listening to you is yourself… and even you’ve stopped paying attention
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:18
Searching for the TV remote: AKA playing hide and seek with your furniture
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Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 09:27
Accidentally opening the front camera: the ultimate betrayal
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Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 09:26
Remembering something embarrassing from 10 years ago like it happened yesterday… and cringing for the next hour
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Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 09:26
Googling symptoms: where a paper cut leads to “rare tropical disease” in two clicks
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Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 09:26
Online shopping at 3 AM: where you go to fill your cart with dreams and regrets
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Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 09:25
Waking up two minutes before your alarm and feeling like you outsmarted the universe
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Comments: 2 15 Sep 2024 - 09:25
“Let’s split the bill,” and I only had a glass of water – story of my life :)
Bong guy
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Comments: 1 14 Sep 2024 - 08:50
Home alone, hear a noise, suddenly I’m Sherlock Holmes investigating
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Comments: 1 14 Sep 2024 - 08:50
Get cozy in bed, then realize I forgot to turn off the light… why, universe?
Bong guy
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Comments: 1 14 Sep 2024 - 08:49
Tired but still watching “just one more episode” like a pro insomniac
Bong guy
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Comments: 0 14 Sep 2024 - 08:49
Seeing someone running and wondering if there’s a zombie apocalypse I don’t know about
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Comments: 0 14 Sep 2024 - 08:49
Clean the car, and of course, it rains the very next day
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Impressions: 21 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 14 Sep 2024 - 08:49
Fully ready to leave, but my phone’s at 3% – betrayal!
Bong guy
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Comments: 1 13 Sep 2024 - 08:29
“Never mind” – my way of saying I’ve completely lost the will to explain
Bong guy
Impressions: 5 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 13 Sep 2024 - 08:28