Procrastination should be a competitive sport. I’d be undefeated. :D
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Impressions: 9 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:20
My relationship with Mondays? It’s complicated. Mostly hate.
Bong guy
Impressions: 10 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 18 Sep 2024 - 09:20
Thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want snacks and naps.
Bong guy
Impressions: 9 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:19
Being an adult is just convincing yourself that everything’s fine while it slowly crumbles.
Bong guy
Impressions: 9 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:19
Trying to work while daydreaming about pizza. Priorities, right?
Bong guy
Impressions: 9 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 09:19
I don’t need motivation. I need snacks. And maybe a nap.
Bong guy
Impressions: 9 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 18 Sep 2024 - 09:18
My bed calls to me like a siren, and I never resist :)
Bong guy
Impressions: 33 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 18:29
Please do not interrupt my regularly scheduled existential crisis
Bong guy
Impressions: 36 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 18:28
The only thing I’m actually committed to? My bed – and we’re doing great
Bong guy
Impressions: 35 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 17 Sep 2024 - 18:28
Typing “lol” with a straight face because I’m dead inside but polite
Bong guy
Impressions: 36 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 18:28
I could totally be a morning person if mornings started around noon
Bong guy
Impressions: 18 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 18:27
Is there an award for doing nothing all day? Because I’m a gold medalist
Bong guy
Impressions: 35 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 17 Sep 2024 - 18:27
Snack drawer rule #1: it's never empty, unless you live with me
Bong guy
Impressions: 38 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:19
I love deadlines, especially the part where I pretend they don’t exist
Bong guy
Impressions: 34 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:19
My bed has this magical power of reminding me of everything… right before I sleep
Bong guy
Impressions: 35 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:19
Starting my diet... right after I finish eating my way through all my regrets
Bong guy
Impressions: 34 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:19
Phone at 5%? Time for the ultimate life-or-death speed run
Bong guy
Impressions: 35 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:18
The awkward moment when you realize the only person listening to you is yourself… and even you’ve stopped paying attention
Bong guy
Impressions: 36 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 09:18
Searching for the TV remote: AKA playing hide and seek with your furniture
Bong guy
Impressions: 35 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 09:27
Accidentally opening the front camera: the ultimate betrayal
Bong guy
Impressions: 37 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 15 Sep 2024 - 09:26