The plants in my room watching it rain outside
Before Rohan
Impressions: 2 $0.04 USD
Comments: 1 16 Sep 2024 - 13:08
When your wife says she's with her girlfriend's but her girlfriend's are with you
Before Rohan
Impressions: 2 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 13:05
Accidentally stood too close to the scanner ffs
Before Rohan
Impressions: 30 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:39
Me and bro after smelling 50 different perfume at once
Before Rohan
Impressions: 30 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 12:34
Use your demons to your advantage
Before Rohan
Impressions: 56 $0.04 USD
Comments: 3 13 Sep 2024 - 12:30
Found my first @defcon rule violation already.
Reminder that this is how you get cicked out of defcon.
Reminder that this is how you get cicked out of defcon.
Before Rohan
Impressions: 7 $0.04 USD
Comments: 0 12 Sep 2024 - 12:48
Accidentally tipped over a duck statun in front of a duck 🦆
Before Rohan
Impressions: 7 $0.04 USD
Comments: 2 12 Sep 2024 - 12:38
When I package from china takes 5 days to reach you but a package from Germany takes 13
Before Rohan
Impressions: 3 $0.02 USD
Comments: 0 11 Sep 2024 - 10:36
When I say I need a party this is what I mean:
Before Rohan
Impressions: 5 $0.02 USD
Comments: 1 10 Sep 2024 - 12:27
Me looking at the f my son got on his assignment that I did
Before Rohan
Impressions: 5 $0.02 USD
Comments: 0 10 Sep 2024 - 12:22
When your homie reveals your deepest darkest secret just to make the mid girl lance
Before Rohan
Impressions: 13 $0.02 USD
Comments: 2 09 Sep 2024 - 11:52
When you pirate a game and run it but you see cmd opening for a split second and closing immediately after
Before Rohan
Impressions: 13 $0.02 USD
Comments: 0 09 Sep 2024 - 11:47
Mammals: evolve lungs live on land Fish: evolve gills live in water Meanwhile whale
Before Rohan
Impressions: 7 $0.02 USD
Comments: 0 08 Sep 2024 - 12:41
When you are really short and he tells you to look into his eyes
Before Rohan
Impressions: 10 $0.02 USD
Comments: 1 08 Sep 2024 - 12:35
Most dangerous place in the world
Before Rohan
Impressions: 4 $0.02 USD
Comments: 0 07 Sep 2024 - 12:36