How me and bro feel after spam calling the 3rd bro (he isn't gonna pick up)

There is 1 impos tor amon9 us

People be lying for no reason

Your oder has been shipped
Me:

When you are closing and accidentally close the music

Two type

Password living my memory soon as I create them:

Y'all stomach ever hurt so bad that you start sitting like this?

My mom telling the doctor how I feel....
Me:

I was handed this piece of cake 🍰 today

If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there will be signs

6 year old me withing for my mom to choose what I'm going to wear after taking a bath.

When you realize that humans have been learning sex position from you instead of loyalty.

Russian roulette on tinder

Me Motivating myself:

When you are comfortable in bed and it starts raining

😂😂

Who's legs are this??

Bill gates daughter is cute af🖤💜

When someone defriends me on Facebook