The ring 💍 I afford

Driving with friend

Me:

To the shat mobile

Asked my mum and dad why they are was a frisbee in the dishwasher and it turns out that for months they've thought it was a ''side plate ''?¿

You found a van full of candy 🍬

This couple went to gym together for 5 months🥴

Space Ex

Choose your weapon ⚔️

Behind the screen:😂

When a boy upload a photo

How long does it take to cook these sweet potatoes 🥔

My 🐈 cat when I come home smelling like another cat:

This masterpiece took 11 years to create. Artist in the background...

🥴😁

money in my mind, pocket stays empty

Just use a bigger bag

Expectation

What a cool way to make new friends 😳

Same one two life

Actually

You have to accept their cookies

Some YouTubers are pedophiles

Me : text's my dad an important life update.

Dad:

I overthink everything, including this sentence... and now I’m rethinking it

Thats the fact of it all, my fellow peeps

Internet ain't nothin but jokes We could be mid apocalypse & this would be the last meme

What kind of sorcery is this

Adolphin 🐬

Use your demons to your advantage

Them: just be yourself act normal
Me:

January: this is going to be my year
August:

Poor life

Plane cut

Work from home

Introvert mode

When the weather is perfect but you just want to stay inside

I hope I am doing well

Bro is happy to get stuck

Can't find the reading glasses

Bro ain't losin hope

Tesla's new motorcycle

Boys 😎

Habibi airlines

It hurts me badly 😭💔

Me: driving at night..

That satisfactory face🤣🤣

Not sure if I should add salad sauce or holy water

When you see it

My mom 😒