Me when someone doesn't believed me and they google it and see I'm right...
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 11:05
The hoa can such my balls this dudu is going on my lawn.
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 12:28
Caught a cicada that was keeping me awake at night. Well guess what asshole it's baby shark on a 12 hour loop
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Comments: 1 17 Sep 2024 - 12:24
How me and bro feel after spam calling the 3rd bro (he isn't gonna pick up)
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 12:53
When you are closing and accidentally close the music
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Comments: 1 14 Sep 2024 - 13:02
Password living my memory soon as I create them:
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Comments: 1 13 Sep 2024 - 12:59
Y'all stomach ever hurt so bad that you start sitting like this?
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Comments: 2 13 Sep 2024 - 12:50
My mom telling the doctor how I feel....
Me:
Me:
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Comments: 2 12 Sep 2024 - 11:43
If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there will be signs
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Comments: 1 11 Sep 2024 - 11:40
6 year old me withing for my mom to choose what I'm going to wear after taking a bath.
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Comments: 0 11 Sep 2024 - 11:35
When you realize that humans have been learning sex position from you instead of loyalty.
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Comments: 0 11 Sep 2024 - 11:06
When you are comfortable in bed and it starts raining
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Comments: 0 11 Sep 2024 - 10:51