Exercise? Oh, I thought you said extra fries

Procrastination: because my couch and I have a very serious relationship

My life is just one long series of “Eh, I’ll do it tomorrow”

Woke up feeling dangerous… might actually tackle one thing on my to-do list

I’m on a seafood diet – I see food, I eat it. No regrets

Chocolate: because Mondays are too much to handle without it

Ignoring a message but still browsing memes because priorities

Adding everything to your online cart but buying nothing is my favorite form of financial control

Deleting emails without reading them like a productivity ninja

Finding out your favorite show has another season is the closest we get to euphoria

Trying to carry all the groceries in one trip… because making two trips is for amateurs

That feeling of power when you close all your tabs like you just decluttered your soul

Doing nothing all weekend – is it an achievement or wasted time? :)

Can’t sleep with one pillow? Here’s why you need more for better sleep

Why Mondays are like slow-loading webpages – and how to speed up your motivation!

Lost your keys again? Here’s how to stop this ultimate plot twist!

Laughing at your own jokes is a power move – here’s why you should embrace it!

Parallel parking struggles? Here’s how to finally master it!

Phone dies, and I’m instantly cut off from civilization – send help :D

Someone waves at me, but it’s for the person behind me – awkward level 100....