My brain’s like a browser with 20 tabs open, and I’m still lost. :)
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 11:11
I wish I was as cool as my dog thinks I am.
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 11:11
My favorite hobby? Eating. My least favorite? Regretting it immediately after.
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 11:10
I told myself I’d start working out. Then Monday showed up, and I ghosted it.
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 11:10
Are you okay? No, but coffee and a snack would definitely help.
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 11:09
Losing things at work, like pens, papers, and all motivation to keep going.
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 18 Sep 2024 - 11:09
I put my phone down for five minutes, now it's in the Bermuda Triangle. :)
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:35
Midnight cereal is basically breakfast for rebels. :)
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:31
You can’t spell “menu” without “me” and “u”… Guess that’s a dinner date. :)
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:31
Finding an empty chip bag is the pantry’s way of saying, “Gotcha!”
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:30
My sarcasm level? Think Jedi Master, but with more sass.
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:30
I don’t trip, I just do surprise gravity audits.
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 17 Sep 2024 - 20:30
Exercise? Oh, I thought you said extra fries
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 2 16 Sep 2024 - 12:51
Procrastination: because my couch and I have a very serious relationship
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 12:51
My life is just one long series of “Eh, I’ll do it tomorrow”
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 12:50
Woke up feeling dangerous… might actually tackle one thing on my to-do list
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 12:50
I’m on a seafood diet – I see food, I eat it. No regrets
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 12:49
Chocolate: because Mondays are too much to handle without it
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 16 Sep 2024 - 12:49
Ignoring a message but still browsing memes because priorities
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 11:34
Adding everything to your online cart but buying nothing is my favorite form of financial control
Memer Johnny
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Comments: 0 15 Sep 2024 - 11:34