You never wake up for work and be like...fuck it fire me

Your boss watching you use company wifi to find another job.

13 year old me forced by my parents to talk to a relative I never met in my life

Me listening to music about selling drugs and killing people while I'm folding laundry

Switch

Mother of twins gives birth to quadruplets

Them: just be yourself act normal
Me:

How to have a conversation

Well I guess that settles that old argument.

When you are completely done with everybody's shit...

Reject modernity 🌚🌚Embrace tradition 🌚🌚

Wolverine at home 🏘️

My life without internet 💔

I got you for 3 minutes

Stopping time,

Shopping...

When you in a restaurant and already coughed twitch and know if you do again everyone well look .

Government employees:

🤧

She ans me always...no🥺