Don't be in one

What do you want for Christmas? Me:

That probly feels so good if ur a vegetable

When your boss asks you to train your replacement

Winter ❄️ look

Introvert's in the class room after finally saying present

Me looking at conductor after he said

If you ever feel useless

Banks: we trust our clients also banks:
Banks: we trust our clients also banks:

Me and my best friend after eating very sour candy

When you're already doing 5 things and a customer ask you for help

Guys I just saw Thomas the train getting kidnapped by Optimus prime

Me in hell showing Satan my meme collection that got me there

My wife is singing in the house I am sitting outside so the neighbors don't think I'm hitting her

When you've mastered the art of minding your own business

Me responding to an urgent email on Monday morning that I definitely saw on Friday at 4:00 p.m.

Mexican

Men only think about sex

When someone you trust finally touches you and you realize you've been starved for physical affection all your life

McDonald's worker